A little story about SELF-ESSTEM
After years of terrorizing the countryside, hunting deer, poaching livestock, killing game, Tiger grew long in the tooth. Finally, he knew it was time to retire. So he packed his bag: “Poor self-esteem? Check. Poor body image? Check? Poor self-image? Check. Self-portrait? Uh … oh, well, three out of four ain’t bad.”
Tiger ambled into town and came to stand before the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc. He rang the bell, and the first little pig appeared on the landing above.
“What do you want?” asked the little pig.
“I come here to retire,” Tiger replied.
“Ooooh. I don’t think so,” the little pig declared. “You’re not like us. You’ve got big teeth. Very dangerous. We can’t let you in.”
Tiger, having poor self-image, went to the dentist to improve these apparent deficiencies, and had his teeth removed. The next day, he returned to the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc.
“What do you want?” asked the second little pig.
“I have no more teeth. I come here to retire,” Tiger replied once more.
“Ooooh. No, no, no. That just won’t do,” the little pig exclaimed. “You’re different. You have sharp claws. You scare us. We can’t let you in.”
No teeth, no claws, no self-portrait
Tiger took his poor self-esteem and even worse body-image to the manicurist and had his claws removed. The next day, he returned to the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc. “What do you want?” demanded the third little pig.
“I have no more claws. I come here to retire,” Tiger repeated.
“Ooooh. Let me see,” the little pig muttered as he disappeared from sight. Tiger heard much whispering and commotion behind the big wooden doors.
“Okay, come in,” said the little pig.
Tiger strolled through the doors, and there stood the three little pigs, grinning ear to ear. Suddenly they jumped on Tiger. Squealing with delight, they beat him up and sent him packing. No teeth. No claws. Yippeeee! Finally they got even with Tiger for terrorizing the animals.
Tiger should have known better. He should have accepted who he is and not try to conform to someone else’s image of him. What tiger in his right mind lets a pig paint his portrait? He should have painted a self-portrait instead.
Do you seek to improve your body or your body image? Do you seek to improve your claws or your nails, or do you improve your self-esteem? What do you see when you look in the mirror?
So, who paints your portrait?
by David Leonhardt
Truth
Tell the truth. It is that simple. OK, not quite that simple. Accept the truth. That might be a little harder, as the truth really is different for each of us. Yes, there are aspects of the truth that remain and are “fact”, but there is not a person alive, not even objective journalists or disinterested judges, who does not see facts through tinted glasses, and the “truth” is something different for each of us.
But accepting the truth that others present us is not that easy. Yet, can there be any measure of misplaced pride than to reject the truth someone else expresses just because it is not how we see things? People kill and people hate. People die and people suffer. All because sometimes it is hard to accept someone else’s truth.
It’s good to be right, but it is better to be nice.
Maintenance
Do you have a funny spot? I do. It’s on my head. Sometimes it pops up a week after getting my hair cut. Sometimes two, or even three weeks later. And it seems that each time it pops up a little differently. More than anything, my funny spot dictates when I get my hair cut.
Most of us have funny spots in our personalities, too. Certain things might rub us the wrong way. Or in certain situations we might become suddenly shy or clumsy after a while.
Just as my hair needs maintenance to manage that funny spot, we all need personality maintenance. We need to know what characteristics about ourselves look “funny” or somehow interfere with smooth relationships with others. And we need to take regular measures to manage those elements. Chances are, these are not things we can eliminate (although some might be), but simply to keep a check on them so that they allow us to be pleasant to others and function at our best in our community.
Consider this: you give your car regular maintenance, don’t you?
just a little that i wanna say (V2)
dah lama juga ga nge-blog… :-<
pengenny sih nulis sesuatu
tapi… mo nulis apa y??? #-o
no one can hear my heart is breaking :lesu:
okay..!! i dont wish that…!!! [-(
Fairness
“As a lot of people say in their mind “Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death”
Many people can’t seem to understand that – or at least they misinterpret – the idea of “fairness.” “Fair” doesn’t mean that EVERYONE makes the team or that everyone is good at one certain thing. “Fair” only means that everyone is given a chance – NOT that they will succeed. Fair implies that, while you will not beat someone at one particular thing, you probably will be better than the other person at something altogether different. Fairness does NOT mean that everyone is equal – Fairness just means that there is an opportunity.
Yup, “Life isn’t fair??, it’s just fairer than death”
is your life fair???
Desire
Action speaks louder than words. Simply put, if you say you believe in something and you do something different, your actions reveal the truth. If you say you are sorry, but keeping doing what you were doing, you are not really sorry. If you say you want to change a bad habit, but you don’t. If you say “I love you”, but you don’t show that, your actions reveal your true intent.
People make a lot of excuses in life. We all do. We say we want to change something in our lives, but we don’t do what it takes to make the change. In other words, we say we want to make a change, but we don’t really want to make the change, at least not as much as we want things to stay the same.
So what are your words saying? And what are your actions saying? And what can you do to align your actions with your words or your words with your actions?
michael learns to rock lyrics
tadMichael Learns to Rock – That’s Why (You go Away)
Baby won’t you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes
I don’t wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
but there is something left in my head
You’re the one who set it up now you’re the one to make it stop
I’m the one who’s feeling lost right now
Now you want me to forget every little thing you said
but there is something left in my head
I won’t forget the way you’re kissing
The feeling’s so strong were lasting for so long
But I’m not the man your heart is missing
That’s why you go away I know
You were never satisfied no matter how I tried
now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
but there is something left in my head
I won’t forget the way you’re kissing
The feeling’s so strong were lasting for so long
But I’m not the man your heart is missing
That’s why you go away i know
Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere
Don’t know which way to go
There ain’t so much to say now between us
There ain’t so much for you
There aint’t so much for me anymore
Michael Learns To Rock – Out Of The Blue
I was almost about to lose my faith
Was still dreaming but feared it was too late
But then you came along to surprise
And stole my heart before my very eyes
#You took me right out of the blue
Simply by showing me that you love me too
Only by giving me your everything
With a love so true
You took me out of the blue
I was wondering what love was all about
I was trying couldn’t work it out
But then you came along to my surprise
And made my frozen mind come alive
#You took me….
You let me out of the darkness
You brought me out in the sun
I think you must be the only one for me
#Cause you took me…
Michael Learns To Rock – Paint My Love
From my youngest years, till this moment here
I’ve never seen such a lovely queen
From the skies above to the deepest love
I’ve never felt crazy like this before
#Paint my love, you should paint my love
It’s a picture a thousand sunset
It’s a freedom of a thousand doves
Baby, you should paint my love
I’ve been around the world, then I met you girl
It’s like coming home to a place I’ve known
#Paint my…
Since you came into my life
The days before all fade to black and white
Since you came into my life
Everything has change…
#Paint my…
Michael Learns To Rock – You Took My Heart Away
G C
Staring at the moon so blue
Am B
Turning all my thoughts to you
Em B
I was without hopes or dreams
G A
I tried to dull an inner scream
Gsus
But you…
D C D
Saw me through
G C
Walking on a path of air
Am B
See your faces everywhere
Em B
As you melt this heart of stone
G A
You take my hand to guide me home
Gsus
And now…
D C D
I’m in love
G
# You took my heart away
Em
When my whole world was gray
Am
You gave me everything
D
And a little bit more
G
And when it’s cold at night
Em
And you sleep by my side
Am D C G
You become the meaning of my life
G C
Living in a world so cold (living in a world so cold)
Am B
You are there to warm my soul (you are there to warm my soul)
Em B
You came to mend a broken heart
G A
You gave my life a brand new start
Gsus
And now…
D C D
I’m in love
back to : #
Em Bm
Holding your hand
C G
I won’t fear tomorrow
Em Bm
Here where we stand
C D E
We’ll never be alone
musik : A F#m Bm Dm E
A
You took my heart away
F#m
When my whole world was gray
Bm
You gave me everything
E
And a little bit more
A
And when it’s cold at night
F#m
And you sleep by my side
Bm E F#m C#m
You become the meaning of my life
Bm E F#m C#m
You become the meaning of my life
D
You become the meaning
Michael Learns To Rock – Someday
In my search for freedom and peace of mind
I’ve left the memories behind
I wanna start a new life, but it seems to be rather absurd
When I know the truth is that I always think of you
#Someday, someway together we will be baby
I’ll take and you will take your time
We’ll wait for our fate ‘cos nobody own us, baby
We can shake, we shake the rock
Try to throw the picture out of my mind
Try to leave the memories behind
Here by the ocean, wave’s carry voices from you
Do you know the truth I am thinking of you too
#Someday…
The love we had together just fades away in time
And now you have your own world and I guess I’ve got mine
But the passion that you planted in the middle of my heart
is a passion that will never stop
Michael Learns To Rock – Sleeping Child
The milky way upon the heaven is twinkling just for you
And Mr. Moon he came bay to say goodnight to you
I’ll sing for you, I’ll sing for mother
We’re praying for the world
And for the people everywhere
Gonna show them how we care
#Oh, my sleeping child a world so wild
But you build your own paradise
That’s one reason why I’ll cover you sleeping child
If all the people around the world
They had a mind like yours
We’d had no fighting and no war
There would be lasting peace on earth
If all the kings and all the leaders
Could see you hear this way
They would hold the earth in their arms
They would learn to watch you play
#Oh, my sleeping child…
I’m gonna cover my sleeping child
Keep you away from the world so wild
Michael Learns To Rock – I’m Gonna Be Around
It’s been so long since we took the time
To share words from deep inside us
We’re in our own world spinning our wheels
But you know how I feel
Since the first time I took your hand
My love for you has just been growing
You always seem to understand
You know how I am
CHORUS:
I’m gonna love you ’till the end
I’m gonna be your very true friend
I wanna share your ups and downs
I’m gonna be around
When you alone coz i’m away
Don’t be sad, don’t be afraid
i’m gonna turn my thoughts to you
Like I always do
CHORUS
Catch you when you fall
Hold you when you’re down
Sharing every moment
I wanna show you all I do
I believe I’ve found the miracle in you
Michael Learns To Rock – Complicated Heart
Don’t know what to say now, don’t know where to start
I don’t know to handle a complicated heart
You tell me you are leaving but I just have to say
Before you throw it all away
#Even if you want to go alone
I will be waiting when you’re coming home
If you need someone to ease the pain
You can lean on me my love will still remain
Don’t know what you’re thinking, to me it seems quite tough
To hold a conversation when words are not enough
So this is your decision and there’s nothing I can do
I can only say to you
#Even if you want to go alone
I will still love you when tomorrow comes
If you need someone to ease the pain
You can lean on me my love will still remain
Michael Learns To Rock – Forever And A Day
When the night has come
And the day is done
I’m always thinking of you
You are in the air
You are everywhere in everything I do
If I could keep this moment and time
If I could make you forever mine
Maybe I lost in your love from heaven above
Waiting to bring me up
With you I feel that I could stay in love forever and a day
When I walked around in an empty home
I can’t stop thinking of you
Do you feel the pain, Do you feel the same
Are you missing me too
I see your face when I close my eyes
I see a glance of our own paradise
Looking from heaven above, I’m lost in your love
Free as the wind, you give me wings to fly
With you I feel that I could stay in love forever and a day
Michael Learns To Rock – Nothing To Lose
There are times when you make me laugh
There are moments when you drive me mad
There are seconds when I see the light
There’re many times you make me cry
There’s something you don’t understand
I want to be your man
#Nothing to lose your love to win
Hoping so bad that you let me in
I’m at your feet, waiting for you
I’ve got time and nothing to lose
There are times when I believe in you
This moment when I feel close to you
There are times I think that I am yours
There are many times I feel unsure
There’s something you don’t understand
I want to be your man
#Nothing to lose…
I’ll always be around you
Keeping an eye on you (always keeping an eye on you)
Cause my patience is strong
I won’t let you run, you’re the only one (when you’re the only one)
#Nothing to lose….
Michael Learns To Rock – The Ghost Of You
Summer’s ended and without a trace
time goes by – while you remain
Funny how I thougt I walked on through
with my heart in one
Chorus:
Why do I still cry for you
dying to get close to you
Why do I still fear to face
the ghost of you
How I tried to get you of my mind
but you return – all the time
I believed I could just let you go
like the fool I am
[Chorus:]
Why do I still cry for you
dying to get close to you
Oh baby why do I still fear to face
the ghost of you
[Release:]
I’ve been trying to release you
to get my feet back on the ground
Still I need my hope to hold on to
even if I know i should back away
It’s just a part of me that I can’t erase
[Chorus:]
Why do I still cry for you
dying to get close to you
Why do I still fear to face
the ghost of you
[Outro:]
Baby, baby why
Anyway I try I’m still reminded
(the ghost of you)
Anywhere I go I keep coliding with
(the ghost of you)
I’ve given up I just can’t fight it
(the ghost of you)
Everytime I look away I see
the ghost of you
Michael Learns To Rock – Blue Night
Lately you have been asking me
if all my words are true
Don’t you know I’ll do anything for you
Sometimes I haven’t been good to you
Sometimes I’ve made you cry
And I am sorry for everything
but I promise you girl
I promise you this
Chorus:
When the blue night is over my face
on the dark side of the world in space
When I’m all alone with the stars above
you are the one I love
So there’s no need to worry girl
My heart is sealed for you
And no one’s gonna take it away
cos’ I promise you girl
I promise you this
Chorus:
When the blue night is over my face
on the dark side of the world in space
When I’m all alone with the stars above
you are the one I love
Your voice is calling to me in my dreams
My love is stronger than it’s ever been
Chorus:
When the blue night is over my face
on the dark side of the world in space
When I’m all alone with the stars above
you are the one I love(x2)
Michael Learns To Rock – The Actor
He takes you out and he takes you up
Cause he can show you so much
I go to bed and tomorrow again
There’s a lot of work to be done
He gives you gold and he’ll promise you
The whole world will be yours
I just can tell you I love you so
Even though my odds are low
Chorus:
I’m not an actor I’m not a star
And I don’t even have my own car
But I’m hoping so much you’ll stay
That you will love me anyway
The dirty games and the neonshows
This is the world he knows
Watching the stars satisfies my soul
Thinking of him makes me feel so cold
The fancy cars and the restaurants
You’re just so fond of the man
Sometimes I wonder if you are blind
Can’t you see he’s got dirt on his mind
Chorus:
I’m not an actor I’m not a star
And I don’t even have my own car
But I’m hoping so much you’ll stay
That you will love me anyway
Chorus:
I’m not an actor I’m not a star
And I don’t even have my own car
But I’m hoping so much you’ll stay
That you will love me anyway
Chorus:
I’m not an actor I’m not a star
And I don’t even have my own car
But I’m hoping so much you’ll stay
That you will love me anyway
Michael Learns To Rock – Strange Foreign Beauty
Strange foreign beauty
I’ll never know what’s in your heart
Does anyone know how it feels to hold you?
Does anyone know the secret of your mind?
Strange foreign beauty
I’ll never come to share your world
Does anyone know how it feels to live with you?
Does anyone know the secret of your life?
Strange foreign beauty
You’ll never know what I felt for you
Sometimes it feels like a million chances
Are slipping away disappearing in the air
Strange foreign beauty
Strange foreign beauty
Never know what I felt for you
You were always on my mind
Never know how it feels to hold you
How it feels to be with you
Michael Learns To Rock – 25 Minutes
After some time I’ve finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I’m searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I’m sorry ’bout the things I’ve done
I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn’t search
She looks so happy in her wedding dress
But she’s crying while she’s saying this
Chorus:
Boy I missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twenty five minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I’m sorry you are
Twenty five minutes too late
Against the wind I’m going home again
Wishing be back to the time when we were more than
friends
But still I see her in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn’t search
She looks so happy in her wedding dress
But she’s cried while she’s saying this
Chorus
Out in the streets
Places where hungry hearts have nothing to eat
Inside my head
Still I can hear the words she said
I can still hear what she said
Michael Learns To Rock – Digging Your Love
No more lonely talking
waiting for the phone
No more lonely walking
in the streets alone
Today the sun is shining
cos’ since I meet you
the sky seems so blue
[Chorus:] And I’m digging your love
I’m digging your love
I am forever in your arms
can’t get enough
And I go crazy
when you’re not here
I wanna follow you my friend
to everywhere
I’m digging your love
Through a lot of dangers
looking for a life
Meet a lot of strangers
drifting in the night
But now the world is changing
because of that light
that shines in your eyes
I get lost
I get high
You are taking me to the skies
when you’re looking at me
Michael Learns To Rock – Angel Eyes
She blinded me with her light
It’s such a beautiful sight
The way she moves like an angel
She’s got me walking on air
Angel eyes
Rays of hope that hypnotise
They’re a blessing in disguise
Lightning up my life
We can play
in our secret hideaway
We can go there everyday
Time is on our side
Chorus: She blinded me with her light
It’s such a beautiful sight
The way she moves like an angel
She’s got me walking on air
Angel eyes
There will be no compromise
now that I have realised
what they mean to me
Oh year…
Chorus:
She blinded me…
She brought heaven to me
just like a symphony
The way she talks like an angel
A language out of this world
I’m not a superstitious mind
not the spiritual kind
But she became a revalation to me
She made me believe
Outro:
She’s the sun that makes the rainbow
She’s the blue sky when it’s cloudy in my mind
She’s the thunder, she’s the lightning
She’s the weather that keeps blowing troughout time
Michael Learns To Rock – Breaking My Heart
I’m on the floor
Counting one minute more
No one to break the silence
Staring into the night
All alone but that’s alright
It’s the feeling deep inside I don’t like
There is no excuse my friend
For breaking my heart
Breaking my heart again
This is where our journey ends
You’re breaking my heart again
Here in my bed
Counting the words you’ve said
They linger in the shadows
Coming home late at night
Drunk again but that’s alright
It’s the look in your eyes I don’t like
There is no excuse my friend
For breaking my heart
Breaking my heart again
This is where our journey ends
You’re breaking my heart again
There is no excuse my friend
For breaking my heart
Breaking my heart again
This is where our journey ends
You’re breaking my heart again
Michael Learns To Rock -Don’t Have To Lose
If we want it we just have to choose
If we need it we don’t have to lose
I see into your eyes
It’s time to realize
If you want it I am here for you
If you need it and you love me too
There is no black or white
This is no sacrifice
[Chorus]
We don’t have to lose this love my friend
We won’t make the same mistake again
We’ve been restless we’ve been blind
We’ve been going out of our minds
If we want it we could try again
If we need it this could be the end
Of feeling crazy
The end of feeling sad
[Chorus]
We don’t have to run
And crash into some wall
We don’t have to let it go
We don’t have to fall
[Chorus]
We don’t have to lose
Let’s say “Hello World”
Akrab dengan kata “Hello World” ???, yup itu adalah terminologi programming yang sudah sangat dikenal, biasanya digunakan saat mempelajari suatu bahasa pemograman bagi pemula. Hello World bisa jadi adalah nama program pertamamu pada bahasa pemograman yang baru bagi mu. Program Hello World secara sederhana akan menampilkan kata “Hello World” ke layar komputermu (hehe.. ya ga mungkin kelayar ponselmu lah..), and here are some of them:
In javascript:
<script language = “javascript”>
document.write(“Hello World”);
</script>
in PHP:
<?php
echo “Hello World”;
?>
In C:
#include <stdio.h>
void main() {
prinft(“Hello World\n”);
}
In C++:
#include <iostream.h>
void main() {
cout << “Hello World” << endl;
}
In C#:
using System;
class HelloWorld {
static void Main(){
Console.WriteLine(“Hello World”);
}
}
In Pascal:
program HelloWorld;
begin
writeln(‘Hello World’);
end.
In Java:
class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
System.out.println(“Hello World”);
}
}
In Visual Basic:
Sub Form_Load()
msgbox “Hello World”
End Sub
In Scheme:
(write-line “Hello World”)
ada yang mau menambahkan?? 
teman satu kamarQ
kayany udah musim ne menceritai tentang teman kita… baik juga sih.. ya sekedar memberi penilaian supaya orang disekitar kita bisa tau bagaimana dia dimata orang lain.
ne dia contoh2ny…(waktu aku ngeksplore websitenya ankgolit)
aspa 05 nya si ali…
aspi 05 nya si joice…
is 05 nya si ali…
nm 05 nya si cool…
wah.. kepikiran buat yg kegituan sih.. tapi aku belum bisa bilang klo aku udah ngenal banyak orang.. en setelh kupikir2 kenapa ga buat versi teman satu kamar(sekam) aja y??? Paling tidak aku udah tau lumayan banyak lha tentang orang itu, sekalian aja kuceritain pengalaman2 ku sama orang itu dikamar.., ywda ne dia orang2 yang udah pernah menjadi teman sekamarku…
JOSUA PARDAMEAN MARPAUNG
ini teman sekam aku yang paling lama mungkin hampir 2 tahun aku sekam ama pak jo… klo ga salah 3 kali pergantian kamar aku terus sekamar sama dia.. jodoh kale ya p’jo.kerjany tidur terus sampe dibilang siWelly manusia kelelawar hehe… Aku paling sering kerumahny klo liburan or weekend nangkap ikan en liat DEL dari rumahny.. , tapi tingkat 3 ne macamny ga pernah lagi… kapan ne bozz kerumahmu lagi.oya.., katanya sih sijosua ini orangnya seram tapi hatinya lembut kaya kain sutera… acem??? benarny itu p’jo.. tapi yg gatahan aku liat bodyny itu.. kaya aderay belakangan ini dia sering di panggil si dame or jetor.. kira2
kenapa y???
SABAR SAPUTRA SIMANJUNTAK
opps klo yang satu ini teman sekampungQ.. orang yang paling master se helvetia.., dia juga yang membangun jaringan MAN di sekitar helvet.. oya.. klo ga karna si sabar ini kurasa kampung kami itu masih belum kenal komputer sekarang, oya tim bola kesayanganny itu AC milan.. hehe tapi baru dikandaskan sama Arsenal pulak di LC.. en kesuakaan kawanku yg satu ini “TIDUR” sampe t4 tidurnya udah kaya sampan.. udah habis di perkosanya.. ayo bar jangan tidur terus maen bola kita biar jago kw kaya nesta
SIMON RAHMAT H PAKPAHAN
ha.. klo yang ini lebih dikenal dengan sebutan “HANG” ya itu karena nama cantikny waktu pca eh entah kenapa pas kali namany itu dengan orangny,dia ini paling senang sama yg namanya kebersihan tapi sayang kali dia itu paling malas membersihkan kamar… trus lemariny udah kaya tong sampah kuliat.Paling dikenal dengan keras kepalany.. klo ada benda yg paling keras yg pernah anda tau yakinlh kepala si simon jauh lebih keras!!! oya sekarang dia udah jadi master di mikroskill bersama2 teman laen yg udah diluan “tamat” yaitu si jimmy en hendrik katany ne dia udah buka kursus private gitu buat ank2 mikroskill wah..wah.. si simon udah jadi master dia bah…
FEBRIN A R SITOHANG
ah.. klo manusia satu ini private bangat orangny..barang2ny hampir tak terjamah semua!!tapi asikny klo udah keluar gila2ny pada ketawa juga dibuatny sampe perut mulas opss tapi hati2 bagi yang baru kenal ne sama species yg satu ini.., latihan mental dululh.. oya sekarang ne kuliat dia sukak kali ngedugem.. bahkan di kelasnya NM dia dikenal sebagai repositoryny mp3, khusus yang dugem sih sebenarny… oya kami pernah tuh jalan2 disiantar enk juga lah klo jalan2 ama dia.. kendaraan avaliabel hehe.. cemana cess kapan kita jalan2 lagi…??
IMMANUEL PANJAITAN
wops.. klo yang ini teman sekamQ.. bisa sekamar dan sekampung.. hehe.. paling benci aku klo kebagian sekelompok piket sama dilapet ini soalny tak pernah mau piket… si “HP berjalan” 
] (sebutnnya di aspa) ini juga paling cepat klo pulang ke medan tapi paling lama balek ke DEL… taulh klen kan kenapa!!! trus klo udah balek ke DEL jalanny jadi sempoyongan, bah ngapai aja kau di medan itu man???, tapi untungny di aku tuh.. dia bisa jadi “TIKI” buatku heheh..nitip barang kerumahku ato nitip diambili sesuatu dari rumahku.., sering2 pulang ya laek…ga jauh kan jarak rumah kita, terpleset 10x juga nyampek kok
FERDINAND PAKPAHAN
wah.. klo yang ini selalu jadi kawan berantamku maslh lampu waktu masih sekam, soalny belajr terus kerjany tiap malam padahal kan aku mo tidur.., paling enk klo dia nelpo ce.. hehehe pasti ga ributlh klo kumatiin lampuny.Oya tau ga…, setauku waktu kami masih sekam aku tuh ga “jauh2″ amatlh dari dia eh.. tau2ny sekarang dia udah kaya orang besar kuliat entar lagi mungkin jadi orang DEL pertama yang direkrut sama Microsort ,wah klo udah kerja di Microsoft ingat2 teman sekam ya fer.. klo bisa rekomendasikan aku biar kerja disana juga jadi tukang sapu pun gpp lah yg penting diMicrosoft..,tapi payahny.. MSP yang satu ini baru pintar naik sepeda waktu di rumah si josua kira2 setahun yang lalu…, kira2 udah bisa bawa sepeda motor ga ya??? acem fer… udah bisa bawa kereta?? masa mo kemana2 naik angkot melulu.. ato minta diantari adek..!!! bah.. cemen lah klo gitu!!!
EBENHAEZER EDI MUAL SIMANGUNSONG
ini dia sang petualang cinta yang tak henti2nya mencari misteri di balik cinta.., tenang ben tak kan lagi gunung dikejar… :”> tapi klo ce bisa aja sih lari!!! teman sekamQ yang satu ini sering kali dilibasi sama p’siahaan(kepala asrama putra) karena buka baju terus klo mo tidur, tapi tah kenapa ga tobat2 juga dia kegitu.. oya aku sama kapten diTimNas PIdel ini bisa juga dibilang senasib karena kaki kami udah ga bisa di pake lagi buat maen bola yg benaran.. mklumlh cedera yang kami alami udah sama kaya si Ronaldo ato si Dudu, tapi tenang aja fren.. nanti kita berobat ke italia tempat si Ronaldo sembuh dari ciderany.. OK!!!
ALISYAH JAYA SAMOSIR
wop… klo si “pemilik tunggal” :wek: yang satu ini paling payah diketahui setiap makna dari apa yang diucapkanny.. alibiny banyak kali trus dia kurasa orang yang paling tau banyak hal di DEL ini gatau aku entah siapa2 aja sekutunya di DEL ini yang pasti aku juga jadi banyak tau dibuatny. Tapi yang paling enk dari dia itu ya.. cara dia menjaga relasiny membuat dia selalu dikirimi makan dari sini situ, entah siapa aja kolega2 ank yg satu ini ya ujung2ny pesan untukny “bagi2 sama teman sekamar y…” yihui… asik dong hehe kecipratan juga ne makanany. oke ben cepat kunci kamar ada “dessert” lagi ne..(mklumlh si eben t4 tdurny dibawah jadi tukang tutup pintulh…)
OKE segitu aja yang bisa kubilang tentang teman2 sekamku itu selebihny coba tanya aja sama orangnya masing2… oya jangan ada yang sakit hati y.. [-x payah tuh harus operasi buat ngobatinya… masih belum ada kudengar donor hati… :-”
yang pasti aku bakal teringat terus ne fren waktu kita sekam… pa lagi setelh kita “cabut” dari DEL tercinta ini… 8->
Lukisan Cinta dari Denmark
Cuaca cerah sekali, matahari dengan gayengnya memanasi bumi. Yesus mengebut motor Astrea Supra nya, buru2 ingin menemui Muhammad. Ada hal penting yang ingin disampaikannya pada Muhammad. Sesampai di rumah Muhammad, Yesus segera memarkir sepeda motornya di depan rumah Muhammad alias ruas jalan, karena Muhammad memang rumahnya kecil sekali, tipe RSSSSS (Rumah Sangat Sederhana Sampai Susah Selonjor), dan tentunya tidak punya halaman depan apalagi taman. Helmnya segera disampirkan di kaca spion.
Ting tong…….Ting tong…..Ting tong………!!!!!!
Yesus memencet bel berkali2…
“Assalamu alaykum….Assalamualaykum…..”
Yesus celingak celinguk di depan rumah Muhammad, kemana nih Muhammad pikirnya. Dipencetnya lagi bel berkali2, tiba2 terdengar suara dari dalam.
“Wa’alaykum salaaammm..”
Pintu terbuka, Muhammad mengucek2 mata, rupanya dia tadi tidur. Maklum panas2 begini memang enaknya tidur siang.
“ Oh Mas Yesus, monggo monggo silahkan masuk. Shalom…”
“Shalom. Dik Muhammad, aku gak punya waktu banyak, sebentar lagi aku ada presentasi bisnis. Tapi aku ingin menyampaikan sesuatu yang amat penting, Dik Muhammad sudah tahu belum, ini ada gambar karikaturmu di koran, wah ini namanya tindakan subversif. Pencemaran nama baik, insult, benar2 tidak bisa diterima…”
“Wah Mas Yesus, terima kasih sudah repot2 mengabari saya, tapi saya sudah tahu sejak lama. Wong sebelum diterbitkan, mereka minta ijin saya untuk menerbitkannya. Saya sih meluluskan saja permintaan mereka, saya menamakannya malah “Lukisan Cinta”, ini namanya demokrasi yang sehat, saling mengkritik dan dibumbui dengan sarkasme, demi adu wacana menambah kedewasaan berpikir dan bertindak, bukankah itu indah Mas Yesus”
“Dik Muhammad ini gimana, koq malah nyantai2 saja, lha itu diluar sana umatmu pada protes besar2an sampai bakar2 bendera segala, siap bunuh2an malah. Dan lagian kan sudah ada di aturan Islam tidak boleh membuat gambarmu.”
“Dulu memang peraturannya begitu, tidak boleh ada gambarku supaya tidak ada kultus individu, supaya tidak mengulangi kejadian pengkultusan Mas Yesus dan Mbah Sidharta. Tetapi sekarang sudah bebas koq, aku rasa manusia jaman sekarang seharusnya sudah pinter tidak menyembah simbol. Eh sebentar ya Mas”
Muhammad beranjak sebentar ke belakang, tak lama kemudian datang lagi membawa nampan berisi kue dan dua gelas kopi Tugu Luwak kesukaan Yesus.
“Monggo disambi Mas Yesus, ini kue buatan istri saya Aisyah. Enak lho, dijamin deh. “
Yesus naik turun jakunnya membaui kopi kesukaannya membentang di hadapan mata. Tanpa ba bi bu, segera disruputnya kopi itu.
“Mmhhhh, puji Tuhan. Enak tenan Dik Muhammad, pinter sampeyan milih istri memang.”
Muka Muhammad memerah dipuji oleh Yesus.
“ Hehehe, ini yang bikin kopi saya sendiri koq Mas. Kuenya dibuat istri saya”
“Kembali ke tadi Dik Muhammad, jadi kamu tidak marah atau menuntut mereka meminta maaf nih…?”
“ Tentu saja tidak Mas Yesus, saya sudah sering mengalami yang lebih parah dari ini, dilempari kotoran onta, masjid di depan rumah saya dikencingi orang Badui, menghadapi orang seperti ini harus sabar, bikin karikatur itu masih beradab menurut saya. Toh kalau mau jujur, banyak juga umat saya yang bikin karikatur tokoh2 agama lain, dan buktinya umat agama lain tidak protes. Jadi dalam hal ini saya jujur saja, umat saya memang kurang dewasa.”
“MMhhhh, betul juga ya . Tahu nggak Dik Muhammad, di Belanda baru saja terbit sebuah buku yang isinya menceritakan bahwa aku ini seorang homoseksual, berkali2 main esek2 di taman Getsemani dengan murid2ku termasuk Yudas. Dan tadi malam aku lihat di National Geographic, di situ dibilang aku menikah dengan Maria Magdalena dan mempunyai anak satu. Waduh, memang kelihatannya keterlaluan sih. Tapi kayaknya memang lebih baik bersabar menghadapi hal2 seperti ini. “
“ Nah kan, umat Mas Yesus aja gak ribut2 tentang itu, padahal kalau dipikir lebih parah daripada karikaturku. Menghadapi seseorang yang belum mengerti itu harus pakai strategi, dengan kepala dingin, tunjukkan cinta kita yang tulus, suatu saat mereka akan mengerti esensi ajaran2 yang kita bawa.”
“ Jujur Dik Muhammad, yang masih jadi pikiranku sekarang ini adalah statusku sebagai tuhan dalam trinitas, ini sepertinya yang umatku belum dewasa dalam mengartikannya. Padahal di Injil, sudah kubilang 82 kali bahwa aku ini anak manusia, sepertimu juga Dik Muhammad. Aku sedang mikir2 untuk menuntut Paulus, Konstantin II, dan ibunya Konstantin II, Helena yang aku pikir menjadi cikal bakal disalah arahkannya ajaranku.”
“Begini Mas Yesus, walaupun mereka percaya Trinitas, asal mereka mengamalkan ajaran cinta kasihmu, kalau menurut saya, menurut saya lho ya, dibiarkan saja. Toh paham ketuhanan itu kan sifatnya pribadi, apalagi sudah ada keputusan Konsili Vatikan II yang menurutku sudah inklusif dan toleran, ada keselamatan di luar gereja. Ini bisa dibilang “great leap forward”.”
“ Yo wis lah, sementara aku tidak akan mengungkit2nya, tapi suatu saat pasti akan kutuntut. Trus gimana Dik Muhammad, bagaimana strategi untuk memajukan umat ini menurutmu?”.
“Ada 3 pilar utama yang harus dibangun dalam civil society , yang pertama dan yang terpenting adalah pilar iptek (ilmu pengetahuan dan teknologi), kemudian pilar kesejahteraan, dan yang ketiga pilar keamanan. Perang dengan alasan apapun adalah haram saat ini. Pertarungan dunia bukan antara Barat dan Timur, atau Utara dan Selatan, ataupun Kristen dan Islam. Tetapi adalah pertarungan antara yang lambat dan yang cepat, siapapun yang lebih cepat menguasai tiga pilar itu, dialah yang lebih banyak mengukir sejarah.”
“Berarti musuh kita siapa dong Dik Muhammad..?”.
“Musuh kita adalah kebodohan dan kemiskinan, yang berderivasi kepada siklus kekerasan. “
“Jadi umat apapun baik yang beragama atau tidak, harus dibangun supaya pintar, sejahtera, dan cinta damai. Bukan begitu..?
“Tepat sekali Mas Yesus, relevansi ajaranmu tentang kasih menemukan legitimasinya dalam konstelasi politik yang carut marut saat ini.”
“Eh tapi ngomong2, saya pamitan dulu ya Dik Muhammad, ada presentasi sebentar lagi.”
Tiba2 dari belakang datang Aisyah, membawa nampan lagi berisi kue.
“Lho Mas Yesus, koq buru2, ini baru diminta mau nyobain kue yang baru saya buat.”
“Maaf Dik Aisyah, ada keperluan nih, lain kali deh pasti saya habisin kuenya.”
“Oh silahkan kalau begitu, semoga sukses dengan presentasinya”
Aisyah tersenyum, senyum yang manis sekali, gak salah kalau Muhammad memanggilnya “Humaira” yang artinya kemerah2an. Pipinya memang kemerah2an begitu tanpa digincu.
Yesus segera menenteng tas berisi laptop yang dia bawa, sesampai di luar, Yesus kaget bukan alang kepalang, sepeda motornya raib. Lihat kanan kiri tidak ada juga, akhirnya sadar kalau sepeda motor itu dicuri orang.
“Puji Tuhan, semoga sepeda motor itu lebih berguna buat pencuri itu daripada jadi milikku”
“Mas Yesus, mau dianterin pake sepeda onthel saya…?
Muhammad dengan perasaan bersalah mencoba menawarkan sedikit bantuan.
“Tidak usah Dik Muhammad, saya naik angkot saja, terima kasih ya..Shalom.”
“Shalom..”
Muhammad dan Aisyah saling memandang, ada perasaan kasihan di hati masing2 terhadap kejadian yang menimpa Yesus. Sejenak kemudian, Muhammad mencium kening Aisyah.
“Mas Yesus adalah manusia berjiwa besar Humaira, kau sudah dengar sendiri kan apa yang dia bilang ketika dirundung kesusahan.”
“ Ya suamiku, semoga bumi semakin dipenuhi manusia2 berhati lapang dan jernih sepertinya.”
Amsterdam, 5 Februari 2006
Peace Up…!!!
aritkel ini kudapat dari seorang teman yg sumbernya tidak diketahui.., ga tau juga sih apa benar aritkel ini di tulisny di Amsterdam…!@!!@!#
lebih aneh lagi judulny, kok dari denmark pulak.. :-\
tapi inti dari cerita ini IMHO…, klo sang pimpinan agama/or yg di sembah adem2 aja ngapai juga umanya pada berantam… ya gaK???
piss man…
